Posted on 02/04/2005 1:23:43 PM PST by Red Badger
A Pole caught carrying five kilos (11 lbs) of amphetamines at the Norwegian border failed to convince a court that he had been summoned to Norway to donate sperm. The man was stopped at Svinesund on the Swedish-Norwegian border during a spot customs check of a passenger bus last May, NRK (Norwegian Broadcasting) reports. Customs officials found five kilos of amphetamines in his luggage and his fingerprints on the packaging the drugs were in.
The man's story was that he had come to Norway to donate sperm to a Norwegian couple that he had met via the Internet. They had agreed that he should come to Norway for a health exam.
The Pole further explained that he met a stranger en route that asked him to carry a package to Norway. The self-proclaimed sperm donor said that he returned the package when the stranger would not explain its contents and hadn't seen it since.
The court handed out a six year prison sentence for drug smuggling, citing aggravating circumstances since the man had acted as both courier and packager.
The woman named as the sperm recipient stated that she had never met or had any contact with the accused.
Aftenposten English Web Desk
I give that story a 10 for novelty.
I'm sure there's a "Norwegian Wood" joke here somewhere.
When you were a kid did your dad ever catch you with a cigarette and make you eat it?
With five kilos of white powder to get down he should be allowed to put chocolate syrup on it, but he ought to have to eat it.
So9
Ya! If he'd said they were Viagra pills he might have gotten away with it......
"A Pole caught carrying five kilos ..."
Yeah when it's a sperm donor, it usually involves a Pole, doesn't it.
Bones
Say it isn't so!!!
;^)
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