Ooooooh boy- I don't want a Europeanization of American hygiene! Bidets were invented so BO-afflicted Euros could wash their equipment without having to wash off the rest of the mildew. Leave it to San Francisco to debut luxury toilets for the homeless- at your expen$e!
1 posted on
02/07/2005 11:49:22 AM PST by
srm913
To: srm913
Al Gore would make a great pitchman for that.
To: srm913
$899.00 for a rogering? Sounds steep.
4 posted on
02/07/2005 11:55:54 AM PST by
Taylor814
To: srm913
Funny that Europeans used bidets to clean there arses long before they even considered picking up a toothbrush!
5 posted on
02/07/2005 11:56:04 AM PST by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on.....)
To: srm913
This will go over big in S.F., a lot of arses there are too sore the following morning for a traditional cleaning.
6 posted on
02/07/2005 12:00:51 PM PST by
Abathar
To: srm913
Our home has a bidet. We are getting ready to remodel the bath and are removing it. It just takes up room.
To: srm913
Aw, that's nuthin'. The Japanese invented a $5000 internet-connected toilet which takes your weight, pulse, urinalysis, blood pressure, and (for all I know) fecal sample and emails it to your doctor.
My question: what if hackers gain access to your toilet?:
Times Square ticker: "Joe Jones had a bowel movement at 11:42 this morning...film at 11..."
--Boris
15 posted on
02/07/2005 5:54:00 PM PST by
boris
(The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a leftist with a word processor.)
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