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My guess is that the Japanese already have a toilet seat that will do both -- work like a bidet and brush your teeth -- and massage your bottom, too. I had to carefully look at what I was pushing on a toilet in a Japanese hotel, not because the labels were in Japanese but because there were about a half-dozen of them and I didn't want to activate the bidet function.

[E.Allen]

The bidet function's not the one you have to worry about, it's the automatic tampon remover you have to watch out for (if you're a guy).