Follow your own advice and notice the tree. They have a common ancestor near the base of the artiodactyls.
You keep forcing people to decide if you're an idiot or a liar. You can even confuse ME on this, but doing so doesn't help your credibility.
Note that you wouldn't have to do this if all the evidence weren't against what you have decided must be true. If there were a shred of evidence or logic to support you, you could do a much better job of appearing reasonable.