Out Foxed II - Hi, My Name Is…

PipeLineNews ^ | February 8, 2005 | The Mad Piper

[johnqueuepublic]

Out Foxed II - Hi, My Name Is…

By The Mad Piper

"Hi. My name is Kiefer Sutherland. And I play counter-terrorist agent Jack

Bauer on Fox's 24. I would like to take a moment to talk to you about

a PSA that preceded ‘24’ on Sunday evening, the subject matter of which I know absolutely nothing about, being a Hollywood airhead and all.

Just for the record, I was forced by Fox News to record this piece if I wanted to continue making the big bucks from the cretins that apparently now run this network of fools and poseurs.

Sorry…ok…let me level with you, terrorism is obviously one of the most critical challenges facing our nation and the world, it is important not to recognize that the American Muslim community has made it abundantly clear that many of them not only tolerate terrorism but regularly attend Friday Mosque services where anti-American Imams, under the employ of Wahabbist Saudis, lecture them about the merits of killing Israeli women and children, chopping off the heads of Americans or American sympathizers in Iraq and in general bringing Jihad to the United States.

In addition many American Muslims have not knowingly given great sums of money to phony charities which support terrorism overseas, funding suicide bombings and the like in the name of Allah. They have not attempted to purchase rocket launchers in FBI stings, or murdered innocent families in New Jersey simply because they are Christian.

In general they have acted in a manner consistent with the religion of peace.

In defense of such practices, a holy army of Islamist lobbyists, such as CAIR, have sprung up all over the place and have succeeded in persuading Fox into making these announcements so that Al-Jazeera might have additional content to broadcast throughout the Mideast.

Fox calls this fair and balanced and I agree.

Everyone knows that terrorists come in all shapes, sizes and ethnic backgrounds.

Caucasian nuns, grandfathers in wheelchairs, 9 month old infants; all fit the profile of the international terrorist to a “T."

Muslims have never been guilty or even charged with terrorism, but of course you already know that if you have watched Fox for any length of time.

In conclusion let me once again state that terrorism and Islam are mutually contradictory terms, like oil and water or the Captain and Tenille, they simply never mix.

So join with me now in watching ‘24’ secure in the knowledge that the next time you hear of an innocent Christian being beheaded that a Muslim did not do it and that the forty-something secretary next to you right now might very well be planning an airline bombing in her spare time, better call the Feds on her right now.

I am Kiefer Sutherland, thank you again and good night America."

Out Foxed

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[johnqueuepublic]

Not wholly unbelievable

[krakath]

Took me a second read to see if he was being sarcastic or not.

Sadly enough, the way some people speak about this matter makes me unsure of his tone.

[spodefly]

BTTT

[johnqueuepublic]

Oh, I think its pretty sarcastic.

[johnqueuepublic]

Bttt back at you.

[tomkat]

My reply from the 24 Live Thread here on FR, moments after the shameful Fox/Sutherland capitulation:

That 'PSA' was complete bullshit, and total cowardice on the part of anyone who had anything to do with it.

/24

Mine seems to have been a lone boycott however, as FReepers in droves continued to watch/comment...

[davisfh]

Islam is the problem. Terrorism is its byproduct.

[speed_addiction]

"Hi. My name is speed_addiction and this is my daughter Jazz. This scar from being shot in the face, my daughter's prostetic eye are the result of brave freedom fighters infuriated by the imperialist actions of the United States and the puppet of Karl Rove, George W. Bush. Islam is a Religion of Peace. Join me now as Jazz and I throw our medals over the Whitehouse fence."

How is that for sincerity?

[RJL]

I saw this, and wondered why was this Kiefer Sutherland's job?

Why doesn't the Muslim leadership get on the air and tell America that they are proud Americans and denounce all terrorism done by Muslims anywhere in the world?

Instead they use political correctness to force an actor to tell us how nice they are.

[JCRoberts]

The group's spokesman went on to claim that the "group is concerned that the portrayal of the family as a terrorist "sleeper cell" may cast a shadow of suspicion over ordinary American Muslims and could increase Islamophobic stereotyping and bias."

Oh, so it wasn't a group of 19 sleepers who managed to do THIS! I am so sick and tired of this type of nonsense. Why isn't the "spokesman" talking to al-Qaida? This season of 24 started in January. I am quite confident that prior to that the only shadow that cast suspicion over American Muslims was that of those responsible for the terrorist acts committed against Americans at home and abroad.

American Airlines #77 Boeing 757 8:10 am departed Washington Dulles for Los Angeles 9:39 am crashed into the Pentagon

1) Khalid Al-Midhar - Possible residence (s) : San Diego, California and New York, New York; Visa Status: B-1 Visa, but B-2 Visa had expired.

2) Majed Moqed - No information available.

3) Nawaq Alhamzi - Possible residence (s) : Fort Lee, New Jersey and Wayne, New Jersey and San Diego, California.

4) Salem Alhamzi - Possible residence (s) : Fort Lee, New Jersey, and Wayne, New Jersey.

5) Hani Hanjour - Possible residence (s) : Phoenix, Arizona and San Diego, California. Believed to be a pilot.

American Airlines #11 Boeing 767 7:45 am departed Boston for Los Angeles 8:45 am crashed into North Tower of the World Trade Center

1) Satam Al Suqami - Date of birth used: June 28, 1976; Last known address: United Arab Emirates.

2) Waleed M. Alshehri - Dates of birth used: September 13, 1974/January 1, 1976/ March 3, 1976/ July 8, 1977/ December 20, 1978/ May 11, 1979/ November 5, 1979; Possible residence (s) : Hollywood, Florida/ Orlando, Florida/ Daytona Beach, Florida; Believed to be a pilot.

3) Wail Alshehri - Date of birth used: July 31, 1973; Possible residence (s) : Hollywood, Florida, and Newton, Massachusetts; Believed to be a pilot.

4) Mohamed Atta - Date of birth used: September 1, 1968; Possible residence (s) : Hollywood, Florida/ Coral Springs, Florida/ Hamburg, Germany; Believed to be a pilot.

5) Abdulaziz Alomari - Date of birth used: December 24, 1972 and May 28, 1979; Possible residence: Hollywood, Florida; Believed to be a pilot.

United Airlines #175 Boeing 767 7:58 am departed Boston for Los Angeles 9:05 am crashed into South Tower of the World Trade Center

1) Marwan Al-Shehhi - Date of birth used: May 9, 1978; Possible residence: Hollywood, Florida; Visa Status: B-2 Visa; Believed to be a pilot.

2) Fayez Ahmed - Possible residence: Delray Beach, Florida.

3) Ahmed Alghamdi - Possible residence: Delray Beach, Florida.

4) Hamza Alghamdi - Possible residence: Delray Beach, Florida.

5) Mohald Alshehri - Possible residence: Delray Beach, Florida.

United Airlines #93 Boeing 757 8:01 am departed Newark, New Jersey, for San Francisco 10:10 am crashed in Stony Creek Township, Pennsylvania

1) Saeed Alghamdi - Possible residence: Delray Beach, Florida.

2) Ahmed Alhaznawi - Date of birth used: October 11, 1980; Possible residence: Delray Beach, Florida.

3) Ahmed Alnami - Possible residence: Delray Beach, Florida.

4) Ziad Jarrahi - Believed to be a pilot.

[MindBender26]

>Islam is the problem. Terrorism is its byproduct.

Fission, Fusion and a little Tritium thrown in for good luck are the solutions!

Islam is a religion of Peace.... and if I had my way, each remaining piece would be about 1 micronanogram.

[johnqueuepublic]

And who could blame you brotha, bring it all down man!

[johnqueuepublic]

You call that evidence???

[MindBender26]

>..... a shadow of suspicion over ordinary American Muslims and could increase Islamophobic stereotyping and bias."

.... and the problem here is???????

[Peach]

That's what he SHOULD have said.

[johnqueuepublic]

The biggest casualty since 911 may be the English language. It has been shorn of its abiltiy to communicate by organizations, who like Fox, don't give a damn about anything but themselves and their ratings.

I don't know what the hell is going on at Fox, I would have thought the uproar after their first little meeting with terrorist mouthpiece CAIR would have been a cautionary item, but no, they continue down this path towards ashfilled graves.

[JCRoberts]

Sarcasm?

[johnqueuepublic]

No, no, no...fair and balanced.

How could this be sarcastic?

[tomkat]

Relevant hypocrisy bump:

Messages in the Mosques

[johnqueuepublic]

If you want to really stand your hair on end go to

www.memri.org

And check out their monitoring of Friday Mosque services.

Some of the Imams are saying things like Rabbis are fighting alongside the American forces etc., its just plain whacko, and Fox and of course the LameStream Media refuses to even mention it, but when a few Americans decide to make some of these filthy pigs wear womens panties on their heads its worse than the Holocaust, a matter for the World Court.

Hell no wonder people go crazy, this in insane!