[eddie willers]

I copped a feel in a parking lot (my first) and knew I wasn't going to see action in 'Nam.

Why....you found out you were a homo? :o)

[stumpy]

Ha, Ha, Ha , Ha,... Not my first feel, But I will NEVER forget the first time I hear the beatles sing I want to hold your hand (for the rest of my life that song will be I want to hold your gland).... That was the day the damn broke in Fox hills.