Posted on 02/11/2005 6:20:56 AM PST by presidio9
As we men say here in New England: We're wicked smaahht!
"And are able to use both sides of the brain at the same time while you BOYS can only use 1 side "
That's a common myth, but the fact is, nobody would be able to function without both halves working together all the time. There is some interesting research done on people who have had the main connective bunch of nerves surgically severed or never formed from birth. They can only see half their face, half the road. They only dress half their body, etc.
Yep. Rose, scarlet, fuschia, wine-red, etc. It's particularly helpful for decorating. :^)
And that's our fault?
I like to hit the Sweet Tomatoes salad buffet. Woman take ages to figure out what soup they are going to pick. I had words once with a some foreign woman who could care less about who was waiting behind her to get some soup.
On a supermarket checkout line I have cash or credit card in hand and ready to wrap up the transaction. To get on with my life. Women usually draw out this payment into a drama. Fishing out the exact change for two minutes. Particularly worse when they whip out their checkbook AFTER the total is rung up. Stupid and inconsiderate
"You, sir, have clearly been raised on the wrong side of the Connecticut river. In the *smart* half of New England, for example, we can *say* "river""
We can't get theyah, from heah. You sir, ah a chahlatan!
We can say "rivah" too.
I'm with you on this one, but it could be that women just don't have as much experience at 'whipping it out' as men do. :o)
Now think about what's for dinner, while I go get a beer. ;)
"Yep. Rose, scarlet, fuschia, wine-red, etc. It's particularly helpful for decorating."
Oh, we can SEE all those different shades of red - we just don't care, that's all.
LOL
And that's why when women try to talk to men when they are watching TV or surfing the net, they get a "Did you say something, Honey?" fifteen minutes after they've asked the question.
LOL!
Well that settles it right there! Case Closed
How is this important in any way shape or form? This is the best you wimmen got? Men are better, and you just proved it!
LOL, I agree.....
And it's not what you're issued, it's what you do with it that counts. Training counts for a lot - will fine-tune the reactions to get the best speed out of what the brain can do.
For most normal brains these milliseconds aren't significant as we're not getting anywhere near 100% use out of our brains anyway.
LQ
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Another classic! Wicked pisser!
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