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Tom Sizemore Jailed (caught with prosthetic penis)
Yahoo/E!-online ^ | 2/11/2005 | Sarah Hall

Posted on 02/11/2005 10:48:29 AM PST by ClintonBeGone

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To: ClintonBeGone

There are so many available jokes in this one, it's just way too confusing to even begin.....


61 posted on 02/11/2005 11:41:49 AM PST by Don Simmons (Annoy a liberal: Work hard; Prosper; Be Happy.)
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To: ClintonBeGone

What should one expect from a guy that dated Hollywood madam/hooker Heidi Fleiss? Never knew there was such a thing as a "whizzinator"....SHEESH!


62 posted on 02/11/2005 11:42:13 AM PST by PilloryHillary (Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?)
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To: ClintonBeGone

Great actor in Mel Gibson's "Papparazi". What a waste in his personal life.


63 posted on 02/11/2005 11:54:21 AM PST by Recovering_Democrat (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: ClintonBeGone

He can't even pee for himself.


64 posted on 02/11/2005 11:55:39 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: ClintonBeGone

Saving Ryan's privates?


65 posted on 02/11/2005 11:55:51 AM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham (This just in from CBS: "There is no bias at CBS")
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To: Lazamataz

Probably a condition of his probabtion.


66 posted on 02/11/2005 12:00:01 PM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham (This just in from CBS: "There is no bias at CBS")
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To: ClintonBeGone

"The Whizzinator"

Wasn't that a Michael Jackson Movie?


67 posted on 02/11/2005 12:02:25 PM PST by Rebelbase (Who is General Chat?)
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To: ClintonBeGone

>>"The Whizzinater might be a good way to pick up chicks">>

What????? How do you figure that? I guess you think they would be attracted to the dried urine too.


68 posted on 02/11/2005 12:06:06 PM PST by Ditter
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To: ClintonBeGone
That 'Whizzinator' might be a great way to pick up chicks.

Only a very few like being whizzed on, so be careful.

69 posted on 02/11/2005 12:07:00 PM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all things that need to be done need to be done by the government.)
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To: LongsforReagan

Sorry you are having this trouble. If someone would just invent a a detachable Penis/Cell Phone combination, you could just ring it up when you can't find it. ;9)


70 posted on 02/11/2005 12:15:20 PM PST by Ditter
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To: pikachu

"he was an expectant father"

I guess he's going to have one of those "whiz kids."


71 posted on 02/11/2005 12:22:50 PM PST by Flash Bazbeaux ("I'll have the moo goo gai pan without the pan, and some pans.")
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To: MplsSteve

"The Whizzinator"? Yes - it's made by Snap-on Tools.


72 posted on 02/11/2005 12:31:18 PM PST by bruin66 (Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
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To: JCRoberts

That's not mine!


73 posted on 02/11/2005 12:34:23 PM PST by jayef
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To: ClintonBeGone
The device, sold on the Internet under the name "The Whizzinator," is often used to try and falsify drug test results.

I hope blonde women don't try to use it.

74 posted on 02/11/2005 12:35:37 PM PST by Hacksaw (You can judge a man by the members of his bump list.)
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To: ClintonBeGone; mhking

I don't even know where to begin, but:

Just damn....


75 posted on 02/11/2005 12:42:07 PM PST by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("Oh no, not Hans Brix!")
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UNDETECTABLE!                    FOOLPROOF!                    RE-USABLE!

 

76 posted on 02/11/2005 12:45:22 PM PST by adam_az (UN out of the US! - http://www.moveamericaforward.org/?Page=Petition)
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UNDETECTABLE!                    FOOLPROOF!                    RE-USABLE!

 

77 posted on 02/11/2005 12:45:39 PM PST by adam_az (UN out of the US! - http://www.moveamericaforward.org/?Page=Petition)
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To: LongsforReagan

King Missile...

I just knew that was coming! oops, bad pun...


78 posted on 02/11/2005 12:48:02 PM PST by Danae (Thank you G.W. Bush! You make me PROUD to be an American!!!)
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To: cjshapi

Who leaked this to the press? Was it a constant stream of facts, or did the details dribble out over time?


79 posted on 02/11/2005 12:58:22 PM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Junior

Not sure. But this guy is a real tool.


80 posted on 02/11/2005 1:01:34 PM PST by cjshapi
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