This song is sooo ripe for doing a lyric version of Photoshopping!
Cue "The Pennsylvania Polka" because Johnboy "Hanoi" Kerry is dragging us all through his very own Groundhog Day!
Strike up the music
The band has begun
The Pennsylvania Polka
Pick out your partner
And Join in the fun
The Pennsylvania Polka
It started in Scranton
It's now Number one
It's fun to entertain ya
Everybody has a mania
To do the polka from Pennsylvania
While they're dancin
Everybody's cares are quickly gone
Sweet romancing
This goes on and on Until the dawn
They're so carefree
Gay with laughter
Happy as can be
They stop to have a beer
Then the crowd begins to cheer
They kiss, and then
They start to dance again