Plane tickets?!! What happened to sneaking across the border in the dead of night, something you like foreigners to do to get into this country? Whassamatta? You too good for that?
You want your last act as an American to be receiving air fare from the U.S. Government to relocate. Yup, that's a liberal for you all right.
lol! Let the nations of the world, starving for productive, beneficial leftists, pay their fare- if there's a market for people like this, they should have no problem....
See? There's a free market solution for everything! Maybe they could just sneak into Mexico and get a job cutting grass for cash or something.