1. What are your goals as Republicans?
To crush our enemies, to drive them before us, and to hear the lamentations of your women. You really have to ask?
2. Is your goal to make Liberals to leave America?
It would be heartless to shovel our problems off on an anemic Canada or a worthless country like Mexico. We'd rather PO the environmentalists and simply drive you into the seas. No, Ted kennedy is not our role model.
3. If you want us to stay, when does this country go too far to the right?
The hope is that you will not have to worry about this, having left already. See #2.
4. If you want us to leave, will the US government pay for our plane tickets?
See #2.
None of these statements are serious but the intent is. Liberals are the enemy and we will deprive them of political power at every turn at every possible juncture. Liberals started the war, now they are whining about it. If Conservatives are anything they are do-ers, not talkers. We intend to finish the war you started.
Take your commie-bs out of this country and find some pathetic hole that needs you. We don't. It's a free country. Feel free to leave.
No my friend, they are not the enemy, they are the opposition, and they are our countrymen. It's an important distinction, because we want to crush our enemies. The Taliban was our enemy, Al Queda is our enemy and their destruction is our ultimate goal.
However, we want to put policies into place that will actually benefit our liberal countrymen. The tax cuts we fight for benefit the liberal as much as they benefit us. The umbrella of safety we dillegently support, protects the liberal as much as the conservative. The freedoms we protect, allow them the same freedoms that we allow ourselves. Just because the liberals might not recognize that what we seek is for their benefit in no way diminishes the benefit. In short, we want what's best for them too.