Tears running down my face
I'm tired of getting sprayed by mace
Why do we stay here?
On the outside looking in
Though we try we just can't win
Why do we stay here?
I've always been a liberal
Gay rights and same-sex rules
Abortion rights and fat bull-dykes
No wonder we always lose!
Bush, Cheney and Condi Rice
I can't believe we lost it twice
Why do we stay here?
We're all sad and bitter
But soon we'll change our tune
Our things are packed now call Chirac!
We'll be nibbling cheese by noon!
Y'know my marriage had been banned
But I know the French will understand
When do we touch down?
When do we touch down?
Tell me, when do we touch down?