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No big deal, Patrick McGoohan was running away from a real big one in "The Prisoner" in 1967!

1 posted on 02/13/2005 6:26:18 PM PST by sittnick

2 posted on 02/13/2005 6:29:23 PM PST by sittnick (There's no salvation in politics.)

"No big deal, Patrick McGoohan was running away from a real big one in "The Prisoner" in 1967!'

LOL! that's what I came in to say!

Rover, no?

3 posted on 02/13/2005 6:29:37 PM PST by jocon307 (Vote George Washington for the #1 spot)

they should give it a gun.

5 posted on 02/13/2005 6:31:19 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)

New game in town BOWLING FOR CRIMINALS

6 posted on 02/13/2005 6:33:14 PM PST by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)

To: sittnick; jocon307; SShultz460; CzarNicky

Maybe future versions will look like this:

7 posted on 02/13/2005 6:33:33 PM PST by Enterprise ("Dance with the Devil by the Pale Moonlight" - Islam compels you!)

To: Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; Fedora; OSHA; ...

both interesting and silly

8 posted on 02/13/2005 6:34:06 PM PST by King Prout (Remember John Adam!)

9 posted on 02/13/2005 6:34:33 PM PST by bdeaner

10 posted on 02/13/2005 6:35:45 PM PST by kenth (I love the smell of burning troll in the morning.)

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11 posted on 02/13/2005 6:35:49 PM PST by reagan_fanatic ("Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence" - R. Kirk)

12 posted on 02/13/2005 6:38:08 PM PST by jsmith48 (www.isupatriot.com)

14 posted on 02/13/2005 6:40:22 PM PST by bdeaner

I already have a metallic ball that chases burglars. I call it "a bullet."

15 posted on 02/13/2005 6:40:44 PM PST by HHFi

16 posted on 02/13/2005 6:43:43 PM PST by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)

Ah! The perfect thing to strap plastic explosives to so that you can put the fear of suicide bomber robots into the Iraqi insurgency!

While we're on the subject, why DID you resign, Number 6? Mmmm?

18 posted on 02/13/2005 6:49:41 PM PST by dr_who_2

I guess if you want to burglarize then you better be .....ON THE BALL! (ha! ha!)

22 posted on 02/13/2005 6:56:20 PM PST by swampmonster (Vast Right Wing co-conspirator......shhhhhhhhh!)

To: sittnick; jocon307

GMTA. First thing I thought of too, when I read the title.

25 posted on 02/13/2005 6:58:19 PM PST by Calvin Locke

It is capable of travelling at 20mph, somewhat faster than a human being.

Um, somewhat faster than some human beings. And for how long do they assume this human being maintains that speed?

Interesting article.

27 posted on 02/13/2005 7:21:51 PM PST by GretchenM (Fair and balanced or we all go tilt.)

The burglars will probably steal the ball

31 posted on 02/13/2005 7:30:21 PM PST by RippleFire ("It's a joke, son!")

They've been following Ian Anderson for years, now

33 posted on 02/13/2005 7:32:18 PM PST by Salamander (Some are born to sweet delight; some are born to endless night......)

"Sir, we caught a gang!"

34 posted on 02/13/2005 7:33:35 PM PST by Rastus

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