Don't believe the rumors about the Republican "death camps." They're only re-education centers. A couple of liberals from Boston had minor heart attacks because their faith was too weak during the snake handling exercise. (The snakes were defanged anyway.)
Yeah, that's the ticket. We have no Death Camps for you liberals. Wha...? That pile of shoes? Oh, it's nothing. Just get on the train, liberal.
Oh, and hand me your shoes.