[Semper Paratus]

Why does someone who's father is wealthy need a scholarship to study abroad?

Her Father has squat thanks to a pre-nup and a 3 million dollar mortgage on his only property.

[Fudd Fan]

But her mother is still loaded, isn't she?

[One Proud Dad]

Still, I bet Her Royal Heizeous gives him an allowance. He makes more than I do.