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Science Fiction Authors Hoax Vanity Publisher (ignorant lit-snobs played for fools)
PRWeb Newswire ^ | January 28, 2005 | staff

Posted on 02/18/2005 4:30:45 AM PST by atomic conspiracy

Science Fiction Authors Hoax Vanity Publisher "Atlanta Nights," by Travis Tea, was offered a publishing contract by PublishAmerica of Frederick, Maryland.

Washington, DC (PRWEB) January 28, 2005 -- Over a holiday weekend last year, some thirty-odd science fiction writers banged out a chapter or two apiece of "Atlanta Nights," a novel about hot times in Atlanta high society. Their objective: to write a deeply awful novel to submit to PublishAmerica, a self-described "traditional publisher" located in Frederick, Maryland.

The project began after PublishAmerica posted an attack on science fiction authors at one of its websites (http://www.authorsmarket.net/). PublishAmerica claimed "As a rule of thumb, the quality bar for sci-fi and fantasy is a lot lower than for all other fiction.... [Science fiction authors] have no clue about what it is to write real-life stories, and how to find them a home." It described them as "writers who erroneously believe that SciFi, because it is set in a distant future, does not require believable storylines, or that Fantasy, because it is set in conditions that have never existed, does not need believable every-day characters."

The writers wanted to see where PublishAmerica puts its own quality bar; if the publisher really is selective, as the company claims, or if it is a vanity press that will accept almost anything, as publishing professionals assert.

"Atlanta Nights" was completed, any sign of literary competence was blue-penciled, and the resulting manuscript was submitted.

PublishAmerica accepted it.

From: PublishAmerica Aquisitions [e-mail protected from spam bots] Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2004 Subject: Atlanta Nights

As this is an important piece of email regarding your book, please read it completely from start to finish. I am happy to inform you that PublishAmerica has decided to give "Atlanta Nights" the chance it deserves....Welcome to PublishAmerica, and congratulations on what promises to be an exciting time ahead.

Sincerely, Meg Phillips Acquisitions Editor PublishAmerica

The hoax was publicly revealed on January 23, 2005. PublishAmerica withdrew their offer shortly afterward:

From: "PublishAmerica Acquisitions" Sent: Monday, January 24, 2005 Subject: Your Submission to PublishAmerica

We must withdraw our offer to publish "Atlanta Nights". Upon further review it appears that your work is not ready to be published. There are portions of nonsensical text in the manuscript that were caught by our editing staff as they previewed the text for editing time assessment pending your acceptance of our offer.

On the positive side, maybe you want to consider contracting the book with a vanity publisher such as iUniverse or Author House. They will certainly publish your book at a fee.

Thank you. PublishAmerica Acquisitions Department

Those who wish to see the novel, "Atlanta Nights" by Travis Tea, for themselves can find it at http://www.lulu.com/travis-tea

Publication at Lulu.com is free.

For more information about PublishAmerica and vanity presses, see: http://www.sfwa.org/beware/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A25187-2005Jan20.html


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cretins; nakedcamethejackass; ptbarnum; snobs; suckers; woowoos

This is reminiscent of the famous Naked Came the Stranger hoax of the 1960s.

(This humble Freeper was not in on the hoax but sure wishes he had been)

1 posted on 02/18/2005 4:30:46 AM PST by atomic conspiracy
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To: atomic conspiracy

I've read the PDF. It is fall-out-of-your-chair funny if you're a connoisseur of bad cliches and worse writing.


2 posted on 02/18/2005 4:35:29 AM PST by Snake65 (Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace-- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun!)
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To: atomic conspiracy
If given the chance, They'll step in it every time. ..just like the dims.
3 posted on 02/18/2005 4:43:41 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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To: JenB; RosieCotton; Rose in RoseBear

Bwahahahaha ping!


4 posted on 02/18/2005 4:47:06 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Snake65

These guys should have waited until the ink was on paper and the book was getting blasted in the New York Times Book Review.


5 posted on 02/18/2005 4:49:32 AM PST by Amalie (FREEDOM had NEVER been another word for nothing left to lose...)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Maybe they would be interested in John Kerry's memoirs.

6 posted on 02/18/2005 4:52:26 AM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: atomic conspiracy

Seems like L. Ron Hubbard and the church (little c) of Scientology began under similar circumstances.


7 posted on 02/18/2005 4:52:32 AM PST by tang-soo (Prophecy of the Seventy Weeks - Read Daniel Chapter 9)
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To: Amalie

If Publish America has ever had a title reviewed by the NYT I'll eat my hat. It's a pseudo-vanity press.


8 posted on 02/18/2005 4:54:49 AM PST by Snake65 (Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace-- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun!)
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To: atomic conspiracy

I have some National Guard memos they might be interested in...


9 posted on 02/18/2005 4:55:38 AM PST by WestVirginiaRebel ("Senator, we can have this discussion in any way that you would like.")
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To: lowbridge

This is up your alley.


10 posted on 02/18/2005 4:58:08 AM PST by ovrtaxt (McClellan: Do away with daily press briefings! Come straight to the New Media!)
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To: skinkinthegrass
They most likely are dims.
11 posted on 02/18/2005 5:04:02 AM PST by Sam Cree (Democrats are herd animals)
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To: atomic conspiracy
Click on my name if you want some suggestions for great science fiction.

In this age of rapid technological change well written science fiction (and there is _plenty_ of it if you know where to look) stretches the mind, thrills the senses, and yes, can pull on the heartstrings as well.

These self-appointed literary experts do indeed have their heads fully stuck up their...(well, you know...).
12 posted on 02/18/2005 5:17:01 AM PST by cgbg (How evil is Hillary? Let me count the ways...)
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To: atomic conspiracy

I hope you and your readers will be as interested and perhaps amused by Alan Sokal's essay, 'Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity' published in Social Text in the mid-Nineties and that very much engendered a literary genre epitomized by Gross and Levitt's 'Higher Superstition' and 'Flight from Science and Reason'.


13 posted on 02/18/2005 5:38:50 AM PST by dhuffman@awod.com (The conspiracy of ignorance masquerades as common sense.)
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To: atomic conspiracy

"I am not amused..."


14 posted on 02/18/2005 5:41:35 AM PST by add925 (The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Yep. Every time. And blame everyone else for the smell.


15 posted on 02/18/2005 5:44:26 AM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: Lil'freeper

Ping


16 posted on 02/18/2005 6:01:24 AM PST by big'ol_freeper (World Series Champion Boston Red Sox!! Has a nice ring to it.)
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To: cgbg

I will try some of the writers listed on your page.
I do think when they started lumping SF, Fantasy and Horror books on the same area, they made it hard to find hard SF.


17 posted on 02/18/2005 6:08:38 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (a bullet only costs two bits.)
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To: atomic conspiracy
There are portions of nonsensical text in the manuscript that were caught by our editing staff as they previewed the text for editing time assessment pending your acceptance of our offer.

Anybody care to try diagramming that sentence?

18 posted on 02/18/2005 6:18:56 AM PST by thulldud (It's bad luck to be superstitious.)
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To: atomic conspiracy
This is reminiscent of the famous Naked Came the Stranger hoax of the 1960s.

Small stuff. The real trick is to get a non=existant book recognised as a lauded best seller.

Then you can write it I, Libertine

19 posted on 02/18/2005 6:54:29 AM PST by Oztrich Boy (Here to help)
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