Musings from a parallel universe...
All judges are wonderful and brilliant fellows. George Greer is especially brilliant, even a genius of the first rank, although legally blind. The fact that he can't read only highlights his superior intellect and intuitive grasp of truth. In his courtroom, the law is always applied with a stunning impartiality, and he infallibly issues the correct ruling every time. Never has a mistake been made in his courtroom, and it would be inconceivable to admit the possibility of an evil or prejudiced agenda driving his decisions.
George Felos is one of the most compassionate, caring individuals this world has ever seen. He loves people so much, he would like to see them dead, rather than suffer the least bit of pain or discomfort. He also possesses telepathic and telekinetic powers, according to his book "Litigation in Spiritual Practice." What a fine man he is.
Michael Schiavo is one of the most courageous people of our time. His singleminded pursuit of his disabled wife's casual (and alleged) request not to undergo burdensome medical treatments is an inspiring testament to marital fidelity. The fact that he has fathered two children by his live-in girlfriend only shows the depth of his love. He would never want Terri to suffer, knowing that he was lonely and without a companion.
The evil individuals who hope to stop Terri's death by starvation and dehydration are ignorant, misinformed boobs who waste their time praying and working for a culture where euthanasia is unheard of, and where the law reflects human values and the tradition of respect for life that this country was founded upon. How dare they speak up against the all-powerful and all-knowing men in black robes? Who do they think they are?
Could you adjust the meter slightly to fit the style of Gilbert and maybe sing it to a Sullivan tune? The mood of the text would fit perfectly.
Well, done, LOL!!!!!!!!