To: camle
i've had my cat boring, fat and grey for ten years. can I marry her? we love each other. Since 1977 I've lived with a pair of shoes that have been a very important part of my life. I want to make a special committment to them, to love and keep them for life. I see no reason why I shouldn't be allowed to marry them....
19 posted on
02/18/2005 7:17:55 AM PST by
FourPeas
To: FourPeas
i was unable to marry my motorcycle of 18 years, so I threw it over for a harley. i knew it was mad at me, but hey! it wasn't like we were married or anything.
45 posted on
02/18/2005 7:27:50 AM PST by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
To: FourPeas
"I see no reason why I shouldn't be allowed to marry them...."
You must love them to the depth of their soles!
55 posted on
02/18/2005 7:38:24 AM PST by
Radix
(This country needs a seriously good buggy whip government subsidy program.)
To: FourPeas
Good point. nearly 3 years ago, I drove almost 600 miles, to pick up my RCA2000 TV set-- something I had wanted for over 21 years. Since I sought it so long, and it means a lot to me(it is my screenname after all, why shouldn't I be able to marry my cherished tv set?) I cannot see any reason why not.I intend for it to be with me forever, that sounds like the modern, fits-all definition of marriage material, to me.
139 posted on
02/18/2005 5:23:01 PM PST by
Rca2000
(Helping to swing the swing state of Ohio to "W")
To: FourPeas
I wish I had a reference to the article that I saw a few years ago about some mid-western pastor marrying a woman to HERSELF! A self esteem thing... She wanted to be married so it was done...
146 posted on
02/18/2005 6:32:25 PM PST by
69ConvertibleFirebird
(Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
To: FourPeas
No, that would be polygamy and that's still against the law.
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