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To: srm913

Whey can't your mom marry a goat if she loves it and makes a commitment?


22 posted on 02/18/2005 7:18:49 AM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: doug from upland
Whey can't your mom marry a goat if she loves it and makes a commitment?

When I asked him if he knew his mother was sleeping with a goat, he said " Naaaaaaahhhh, Naaaaaahhhh."

31 posted on 02/18/2005 7:22:16 AM PST by Protagoras (Un-apprehended criminals have no credibility when advocating for the WOD)
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To: doug from upland

I believe I have found the solution. Have gay men marry gay women - there, your married. You simply choose to have an open marriage and sleep with your same sex partner.

Since she is a lesbo, she will not care you are sleeping with a man.

You gay folks need to get together and solve this.


34 posted on 02/18/2005 7:22:29 AM PST by edcoil (Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
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To: doug from upland

That is only legal in some jihadistans.


44 posted on 02/18/2005 7:27:35 AM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: doug from upland
Whey can't your mom marry a goat if she loves it and makes a commitment?

My neighbor's dog has on occasion, indicated his love for my knee. Should they run off and get married?

115 posted on 02/18/2005 9:31:27 AM PST by Studebaker Hawk (Let's get serious: Who you gonna believe? Me or your lyin' eyes?)
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To: doug from upland; srm913

<< Whey can't your mom marry a goat if she loves it and makes a commitment? >>

That's coming.

[I kid you not!]


161 posted on 02/18/2005 8:54:56 PM PST by Brian Allen (I fly and can therefore be envious of no man -- Per Ardua ad Astra!)
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