Why won't these 'body thetans' just get back into their spacecrafts and leave us alone damnit.
Because Karl Rove won't let them!
"Because Karl Rove won't let them!"
Do you think rove is 'body thetan'? He does have a peculiar body type. I think he's wearing custom suits to disguise the fact that he has tentacles like a squid sprouting from his torso. If that's the case he should just get back into his spacecraft and go.