Editorial | Did ya hear the one about... ?

http://www.philly.com/ ^ | Tue, Feb. 22, 2005 | Editorial

[teldon30]

Conservatives are in a merry mood these days. Here's a sampling of political slogans and one-liners from the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington:

Internet strategist Steve Castleton, commenting on Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's (D., N.Y.) move to the center on the abortion issue: "The only time she was pro-life is when she let Bill live after she found out about Monica."

Some bumper stickers for sale at the conference:

"Visualize no liberals."

"So you're a feminist - isn't that cute."

"Keep honking - I'm reloading."

"Save the males."

Political button spotted on a young woman's purse: "Republican women like men."

Grover Norquist, influential president of Americans for Tax Reform: "I'm originally from Massachusetts, but I emigrated to America when I was young."

And this joke, from a panelist: The matriarch of a conservative family lapses into a coma and is placed on life support. The doctor explains to the woman's son that she will not recover. "Her heart is still beating, but her brain is dead," the doctor says.

"Oh my gosh," the son exclaims. "That makes her the first liberal in our family."

[Shery]

""Oh my gosh," the son exclaims. "That makes her the first liberal in our family.""

This is a good one!

[MKM1960]

The only time she(Hillary) was pro-life is when she let Bill live after she found out about Monica."

I am going to have to figure out how to edit this statement to bumper sticker size and not lose the meaning. It covers most of the reasons why the Senator is the wrong woman, for the wrong office, at the wrong time.

[InShanghai]

"I'm originally from Massachusetts, but I emigrated to America when I was young."

ROFLMAO-!

[Bostton1]

Ping

[joshhiggins]

Hillary is pro life
or Bill would be dead


This is close to bumper sticker size. Especially if the second line were in smaller print.

[MKM1960]

I think I will try that one. Thanks!

[HateBill]

Or how about:

Hillary's No Pro-Lifer. Ask Vince Foster

[TigersEye]

Not bad. I think some of my taglines would make good bumper stickers too.

Are your parents Pro-Choice? I guess you got lucky!

Free speech! It's not just for Democrats anymore!

Intellectuals only exist if you think they do.

Muslims and Democrats kill babies for fun and profit. (That would make the commute interesting!)

Regime change in the courts. Impeach activist judges!

The qualities of life are always superior to the qualities of death.

They hang traitors don't they? (It would be fun to stick that one next to old "Kerry '04" stickers on lib's cars.)

Thank you, Swift Vets!!! (Also good for "Kerry cars.")