Not my cats.
But then again, I routinely snip the front and rear legs off of all my animals.
I detest chasing them around the house, so it's the only humane thing to do. Meet my cat "Hot Dog", and my dog "Door Matt", and my other cat "Mr. Stationary".
ROFL! And when you put one in the mailbox, you call it Bill, and when you throw it in the pool, you call it Bob, and when you put one in a pile of leaves, it's Russell, and when you hang them both on the wall, you call them Curt 'n' Rod...or alternatively, Art.
When my now 17 year old cat was younger (much!) it kept using my husband as a take-off and landing pad in the master bedroom to get on the window ledge, NO MATTER WHAT HE DID (my husband, that it). As the cat, being an indoor cat was already clawless up-front, we weren't too worried.... Well, one morning (about 3am) I'm reading in the front living room (insomnia) and I hear this AWFUL yell, THUD, MEEOOOOW!, and then see a blur in front of me! The cat had landed and one back paw had ripped a nice quarter-moon cut on my husband's face! When I called the vet to schedule the rest of the declawing, he was hesitant. I told him my husband gave two choices: Declaw the rest of the cat or put it down. Vet said to bring the cat in an hour later! Then, Me, being the not-so-bright representative in the family taught the cat how to fend for himself by fight our dogs with his teeth....! Well, the husband's alive, cat's okay, the older dog passed away after 11 years, the younger is now the older with a new puppy adopted... And that 17 year old cat is still causing headaches to the dogs! So I'm enjoying reading this site, tonight!!!!