And in the dumbest move since the introduction of the "new Coke", Mr. Chirac banked on the United Nations as a platform for his cynical brand of political power projection. Say Jack, how's that workin out for ya?
At least with Coke© they had a fallback.
The frogs thought riding the back of the 'gator was neat, that 'gator hunting was illegal, and they could ride the beast with impunity.
As it turned out, a new hunting licence was given to some Texas 'gator hunter and that scenario isn't looking to good right now. ;)