Posted on 02/27/2005 7:57:51 PM PST by JustTheTruth
sheep at the edge of a cliff ping.....
All right people,don't have a cow! This is udder nonsense,so just moove along and that's no bull!!(sorry,couldn't help myself)
If the Zoophobic religious nuts would just let this good man marry a holstein, he wouldn't have to hide his love.
Here's one:
A preacher decided he wanted to put an end to all the sinning and corruption in his church, so from the pulpit, he called out for the testimony! One man near the back stood up and said: "Preacher, I've been drinking, I've been spending all my money on alcohol and letting my family do without!"
Preacher said; "Tell it all, brother! Tell it all!"
Another man near the back stood up and said: "Preacher, I've been gambling. I've spent all my earnings on games and my family has had to go without!"
Preacher says: "Tell it all, brother! Tell it all!"
Another man stands and says: "Preacher, I've been hanging around bars and flirting with wild and loose women, and forsaking my wife and family!"
Preacher says: "Tell it all, brother! Tell it all!"
A man in the back stands and says: "Preacher, last week I had sex with a goat!"
Preacher says: "Damn, brother! I don't believe I'd told that!"
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That's just sick...absolutely sick.
This guy should be chemically castrated and locked away forever.
Poor guy. Somewhere along the way, he got a bum steer.
most everyone on the thread are fairly new, or posters I don't know too well, except for your aged screen name, LOL
perhaps you have been around long enough to remember that it was posting a thread like this that got Storm_Orphan banned
the more things change, the more they stay the same
Defendant's statement: "I did not have sexual relations with that cow, Ms. Bossie."
That's a blast from the past.
No seduction. Binding. Bind Torture Kow. BTK.
Good.
Why do I ask? Oh, no particular reason...
But he was born this way...../sarcasm
that would have been an utter catastrophe
What's that saying about third time is a charm?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?s=relations+cows&ok=Search&q=quick&m=all&o=time&SX=4222adb35a516b227415222aabfb53710f5a60fb
So that's the trick to it. It's hard to chase 'em with your britches around your ankles. . .err. . .I guessin' here.
A friend told me that. Not a close friend.
Just as long as this is the udder truth...
California has happy cows . . .
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