"I'll order one tomorrow.
I can sell my house and truck and take a part time job as a gigolo and make the down payment."
I'll chip in & buy the 1st thousand rounds. That should last for, well, about 10 seconds or so!
I'll stand on the corner tomorrow with a sign that says, "GIGOLO FOR HIRE", and see what I get offered, then I can determine how long it's going to take to collect the down payment.