[NEBUCHADNEZZAR1961]

"Juan told me he had shot a shotgun into the air to mark the passing of his father," said Pitkin County Deputy Sheriff John Armstrong in his report.

Oh yeah, let me do that and I'd be in jail before one could say,"Gonzo". What a bunch of loons.

[Hank Rearden]

Oh yeah, let me do that and I'd be in jail before one could say,"Gonzo".

Really? How sad for you.

I can step off my back porch and fire any of my weapons, as I see fit, with zero repercussions from The Man or my neighbors.

Potential burglars hate it, though.

[dljordan]

" Oh yeah, let me do that and I'd be in jail before one could say,"Gonzo". What a bunch of loons."

My wife used to bitch at me for shooting off of the deck. Seems I would sometimes forget to pick up the casings. Women get upset at the smallest things.

[Hegemony Cricket]

Why is this now ringing in my head:

"Well the Georgia Patrol wazza makin' his rounds
So I fired a shot just ta flag 'im down,
And a big-bellied sherrif grabbed his gun and sed 'why ja do it?'"