I hate you.
I will take out your liver and stomp it into some broken glass, and beat you senseless with a cabbage, and make you drink lye, and cancel all your stamps before you use them, and take your favorite parking spot.
I will photoshop you having sex with a squirrel, and cut down your tree so that it lies across your driveway, and make fun of your shoes, and put hot sauce in your contact lens case.
I hate you.
(But he had used that on the object of my disaffection in a previous thread!)
No long rants, but a few one liners:
You're so stupid that you looked in a bowl of cherios and said..."OH LOOK, DONUT SEEDS!