What would really be funny is if some New York comic billing himself as "Nick Beef" bought the plot with hopes of eventually be buried next to Oswald (for whatever weird ulterior motive) but Mr. Beef happened to be inside the World Trade Center on 9-11 and his remains were vaporized by the terrorist planes and his body was never found to be buried, denying his last wish and making his identity a mystery for the rest of time.
I'm wondering who once owned the plot next to the Oswald plots and decided it would be better to sell it rather than be buried next to an infamous assissin? It's a shame the guy probably sold the plot before there was an e-Bay.
Finally, does Mr. Beef plan to put a tombstone next to John Wilkes Booth or Timothy McVeigh?