[Xenalyte]

Whiling away the time in the Salt Lake City airport waiting for Xena's Guy's family to arrive last Christmas, I was on the phone with Bacon Man (who was helping me conduct some covert Christmas-present espionage) and spied a young man whose pants were so low that - well, I can't tell you the comparison I was about to make.

Suffice to say that a good deal more than half his hiney was aired.

I was edging up behind him to give him the mother of all wedgies when he sat down. Damn the luck.

(I've wondered since how his parents, who were sitting right there and clearly had no problem with him displaying more than 60% of his buttock area, would have taken me doing that.)

[Bacon Man]

Well unless their pants were drooping as well, at the very least they would have bought you a drink.

[MississippiMan]

I've wondered since how his parents, who were sitting right there and clearly had no problem with him displaying more than 60% of his buttock area, would have taken me doing that.

They would've probably sued you. So many parents today are far more interested in being LIKED by their kids, than being RESPECTED and giving the discipline and guidance that is their job. That's if they care at all. I remember my son telling me at around age 15 that he wanted an earring. I explained that he could surely get one when he was grown and gone, but that if he showed up with one before then, it was gonna hurt a hell of a lot more coming out than it did going in. :-)

MM

[streetpreacher]

"I've wondered since how his parents, who were sitting right there and clearly had no problem with him displaying more than 60% of his buttock area, would have taken me doing that."

Yeah right. Like anyone in their right mind is going to start something with the Warrior Princess!