Dan Rather (pictured) arrives for his last broadcast Wednesday, March 9th 2005. It was reported that he came in "reeking of cheap whiskey, and complaining 'some strange hooker gave me crabs last night'", but this could not be confirmed.
Look closely at Dan Rather's nose in that pic, it looks like he has a huge lie bump growing on it
I bet Andy Rooney would know something. I heard he was dressed in drag at Dan's farewell party last night and is now complaining about a sore....um....GO MARINERS!