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1 posted on 03/09/2005 4:51:45 PM PST by My Favorite Headache
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Just....oh whatever


2 posted on 03/09/2005 4:52:39 PM PST by My Favorite Headache ("I I think she did too much coke...ahh you think so Doctor?)
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How completely ridiculous- how could you not know if he doesn't get up or eat or anything else for 10 years?


3 posted on 03/09/2005 4:53:57 PM PST by lawgirl (Please support me as I walk 60 miles in 3 days to support breast cancer research! (see my profile!))
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Let sleeping PaPaSan's Lie eh.?


4 posted on 03/09/2005 4:54:12 PM PST by Pompah (The price of greatness is responsibility)
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"He's not dead...he's merely stunned. Pining for the fijords."


5 posted on 03/09/2005 4:54:12 PM PST by Khurkris
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I didn't realize any Japanese women were blondes...


6 posted on 03/09/2005 4:54:32 PM PST by demkicker (John McCain is a power hungry traitor and proved it on 2/19/05 in Iraq)
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Poor old guy. Imagine having 3 retarded children.


7 posted on 03/09/2005 4:54:34 PM PST by Ditter
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BuTTTTTTTTTTT. Wasn't it your job to feed Papa San, Mioko!


8 posted on 03/09/2005 4:57:28 PM PST by rocksblues (Liberalism is a sickness not a political ideology)
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Police said the man's children thought he was still alive, but became worried lately and consulted a relative.

Hey something may be wrong with pop he hasn't moved in quite a while........
NAH, he's just drunk leave him alone he'll be ok next year.

13 posted on 03/09/2005 5:01:51 PM PST by DirtyHarryY2K (''Go though life with a Bible in one hand and a Newspaper in the other" -- Billy Graham)
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With the beginning of feminism in Japan, came the death of dad. Feminazis will find that to be hilarious! ...their favorite symbolism.
14 posted on 03/09/2005 5:04:29 PM PST by familyop ("Let us try" sounds better, don't you think? "Essayons" is so...Latin.)
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Man Dead On Futon For Nearly 10 Years Before Family Notices Father Found Lying Dead

I've heard of "passive-aggressive" behavior, but this takes it to a whole new level.

;-)

15 posted on 03/09/2005 5:05:37 PM PST by longshadow
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"You can have my remote control when you pry my cold, dead fingers from around it". "Oh, okay."


16 posted on 03/09/2005 5:06:49 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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Elderly Jewish man calls his doctor.

"Doc, I think my wife is dead."

"You think she's dead? What do you mean 'you think she's dead?'"

Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are starting to pile up.


18 posted on 03/09/2005 5:13:18 PM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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Guess now in Japan the FUTON will become as stigmatized as the SUV!


19 posted on 03/09/2005 5:13:58 PM PST by Solamente
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My kids could learn about leaving daddy alone from the retard-trio....


never mind, I like what I got.....
21 posted on 03/09/2005 5:22:04 PM PST by dfwddr
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No wonder he never finished his sake.


23 posted on 03/09/2005 5:39:08 PM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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I heard CBS is eyeing him as replacement for Dan Rather?


24 posted on 03/09/2005 5:39:08 PM PST by anonymous_user (Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinkin' what they're sellin' -- Cake)
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Police questioned the three elderly siblings Tuesday, after the decomposing body of their father was found

Decomposing body? 10 years? Give me a break.


25 posted on 03/09/2005 5:40:17 PM PST by conshack
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Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

26 posted on 03/09/2005 5:43:19 PM PST by mhking (Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
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"So, is he single?"
- Anna Nicole Smith


28 posted on 03/09/2005 5:46:26 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
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They liked Dad. He was easy to be with. And didn't eat much.


29 posted on 03/09/2005 5:47:03 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (Life support. canned, frozen or fresh, it's good for you!)
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