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To: Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit
Oh yeah, the rapture and stuff. Have fun.

No, not the Rapture. Heck, I'm not even Christian.

No, I refer to our innate desire as Republicans to destroy the ecosphere. It is genetically ingrained in all of us to pollute. I, for example, intend to build a vast network of factories that spew toxic chemicals into pristine rivers, bellow thick noxious gasses into clear blue skies, and export leaking drums of toxic and dangerous chemicals to be placed in untouched wilderness areas.

What will my factories build, you ask?

Nothing. Their sole purpose will be to pollute. That's what my business model is: No product, just pollution.

I'm gonna be RICH!

13 posted on 03/10/2005 6:09:42 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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To: Lazamataz

I personally have released quite a few tons of toxic, greenhouse gases. It is probably the extra spicy chicken wings.


14 posted on 03/10/2005 6:15:09 AM PST by Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit (Patriotism: you love your own people first; Nationalism, you hate people other than your own first.)
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