How do we know you are who you say you are? How do we know I am who I say I am? How do we know who is flying those black helicopters?..... Ooops...what's that?..... I just heard a noise....
Shhhhh.....
They're out there, I know....
This story is really odd. And no, that doesn't mean it isn't true. I hope it is true. Amazingly convenient though...