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THE MIGHTY MORPHING HILDABEAST
boortz.com ^ | March 11, 2005 | Neal Boortz

Posted on 03/11/2005 5:02:46 AM PST by Millicent_Hornswaggle

New York Democratic Senator Hillary Clinton is up for re-election next year. New York is a blue state that voted for John Kerry. Yet Saint Hillary is smart enough to look at election returns and trends and know that if she runs as herself, she might lose. After all, New York - although a liberal state - does have a Republican governor and did elect Rudolph Giuliani as mayor of New York City. Simply put, if The Hildabeast wants 6 more years in the United States Senate (really 2 more, since she's running for president in '08) she is going to have to move to the center to appeal to swing voters.

And thus the transformation has begun. First, Hillary Clinton came out against illegal immigration. This is where a lot of Republicans are scratching their head...because George Bush seems to want to roll out the welcome mat for law-breaking illegal aliens in this country. Sensing an opening, Hillary stepped up. Now she has scored points with center-right voters who believe we need to crack down on illegals in this country.

Next, she decided that it was time to snuggle up to so-called "values voters." What's the best way to do it? Time to slam sex on television. She introduced legislation requiring the government to study the impact of media on young children. That's nice. Of course if you want to talk about setting an example for children, she will have to ignore her husband's 8 years in the White House.

So what's next? An interview on the '700 Club?' How about an affair with Jerry Falwell. Falwell has better taste. Maybe Benny Hinn would give her a shot. Whatever it takes to win. Hillary Clinton will do and say anything to remain in power.

Oh ... and then there's the question of whether or not The Hildabeast is actually going to run for reelection in New York. Although I feel that she is an absolute candidate for the Democratic nomination in 2008 .. I do feel she will run for reelection. She will tell the people of New York that she fully intends to serve her full six-year term. Then .... when the time for the presidential politics comes to pass, Hillary will go on a "listening tour" of the State of New York to see if they want her to run. That's the same ploy she ran for her husband during his last run for Governor of Arkansas, and the gimmick she used when she ran for Senator the first time.

Tricky lady ... but brilliant.


TOPICS: Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: election; hildabeast; hillary
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1 posted on 03/11/2005 5:02:47 AM PST by Millicent_Hornswaggle
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Tricky lady ... but brilliant

And absolutely no integrity. She would eat a dog turd on public TV to get herself elected.

2 posted on 03/11/2005 5:10:59 AM PST by glockmeister40
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To: glockmeister40

Very, very funny, but ewwwww!


3 posted on 03/11/2005 5:14:05 AM PST by Millicent_Hornswaggle (US Marine wife)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Hilly will next be standing on the Rio Grande shouting...."CLOSE THE BORDERS!!!!".....L.O.L.


4 posted on 03/11/2005 5:16:11 AM PST by Route101
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
When, not if, Hillary! runs for President, the toughest opponent she will face is just as hard and ruthless as she is. The "new" Hillary will have to defeat the "old" Hillary! Click below for more on this.

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5 posted on 03/11/2005 5:17:45 AM PST by Congressman Billybob (Proud to be a FORMER member of the Bar of the US Supreme Court since July, 2004.)
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To: glockmeister40
She would eat a dog turd on public TV to get herself elected.

No big stretch there. She kissed him every time the cameras were near.

6 posted on 03/11/2005 5:19:09 AM PST by theDentist (The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
if she runs as herself, she might lose

tricky or brilliant, in the pajama age of the net, she's loosing that secret weapon: deception

7 posted on 03/11/2005 5:29:54 AM PST by alrea (toilet paper taxes are wiping us out)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
"Tricky lady ... but brilliant."

I don't know if "brilliant" is the correct word here. Is it "brilliant" if everyone knows your ploy? The RNC can't sit back and watch this one. They can't gamble that people will remember the attempted hijacking of Medicare, Whitewater, the post-Vince Foster cover up, the Travel Office debacle, thrown ashtrays, hiring of the Bimbo Eruption Team and, most of all, Juanita Brodrick. They need to put this lady away as soon as the candidates declare.

8 posted on 03/11/2005 5:31:49 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Yet Saint Hillary is smart enough to look at election returns and trends

I've been saying for months that, after the '06 re-election, the MSM will anoint her Saint Hillary of Ark and she will start toting ole Bill's oversized Bible around on appropriate occasions.

I said it even before Michael Savage---who will be saying he said it in 1992. Boortz! You stole that from ME! El checke better be in the mail, Bub!


lol
9 posted on 03/11/2005 5:31:53 AM PST by TomGuy (America: Best friend or worst enemy. Choose wisely.)
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To: Jemian

what we were just talking about ping


10 posted on 03/11/2005 5:33:46 AM PST by prairiebreeze (I am an Americanist. Deal with it.)
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To: theDentist

ba..da...bing!


11 posted on 03/11/2005 5:38:03 AM PST by pageonetoo (You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Yep, Hellary is the Devil in disguise and her counterpart Damien is sucking around 41 to help enhance the look.
12 posted on 03/11/2005 5:39:21 AM PST by SeaBiscuit (God Bless all who defend America and the rest can go to hell.)
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To: Hatteras
Is it "brilliant" if everyone knows your ploy?

It's not that everyone knows her ploy, it's that so many simply don't care. These people hate Republicans with such a white-hot intensity that they would vote in satan if they thought he had a chance to beat the Republican candidate.
13 posted on 03/11/2005 5:41:02 AM PST by reagan_fanatic ("Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence" - R. Kirk)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Tricky lady ... but brilliant.

Brilliant BS!

If MSM would have done their job, William Jefferson Criminal would have never been President and his poisonous chameleon wife would be home baking cookies now for the incapacitated heart(less) patient.

14 posted on 03/11/2005 5:41:45 AM PST by PGalt
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To: reagan_fanatic

"These people hate Republicans with such a white-hot intensity that they would vote in satan if they thought he had a chance to beat the Republican candidate."

Exactly, in fact they did vote in Satan when they voted for 42 over 41.


15 posted on 03/11/2005 5:44:57 AM PST by SeaBiscuit (God Bless all who defend America and the rest can go to hell.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

16 posted on 03/11/2005 5:51:59 AM PST by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: PGalt

There are always the ignorant masses. It never fails to amaze me that 48% of the country could be so stupid.


17 posted on 03/11/2005 5:58:08 AM PST by Coldwater Creek ('We voted like we prayed")
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Hillie still accepting money from the heart and soul of America, aka Hollyweird?
18 posted on 03/11/2005 5:59:51 AM PST by mewzilla (Has CBS retracted the story yet?)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
How those of both parties call Hillary Rodham brilliant escapes me completely.

I have listened to Hillary. I have read Hillary and, believe me, brilliant isn't one of the words to describe this paragon of vacuity. She babbles along mindlessly, mouthing words that are meaningless and drone-like. In being able to drone along mindlessly she has hypnotized those who would call her "brilliant" into thinking that connected thoughts of substance are bubbling out of her maw.

She, like that empty suit she married, is an educated imbecile who has such a high opinion of herself that she believes she possesses a super intellect.

Further, I believe la Rodham, along with her nitwit, is a candidate for a straitjacket because I believe she is crazy.

And then there's the large pile of bodies that need tidying up that have been explained in numerous articles but many of us have paid no attention.

Hillary is smart in the way a person like Don Corleone was smart. Lacking real intelligence they lash out and punish those who won't agree with them. They take something that represents a serious threat to them and then come up with a solution that makes a dog's dinner out of the whole mess. When Vince was getting out of hand they order his demise and instruct the hitman to make it look like a suicide. Satan, being truly on her side makes certain that the park police investigate and they subsequently disregard key pieces of evidence and rule it a suicide.

I sincerelly hope this paragon of evil and stupidity leaves the national stage soon and takes that simpleton with her!

19 posted on 03/11/2005 6:02:38 AM PST by JesseHousman (Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal Today)
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To: T. Jefferson
"Tricky lady ... but brilliant."

What a crock. She singlehandedly destroyed Bill's presidency right from the beginning. Her health care disaster gave us the House and Senate. Every scandal on down the line was created by her decisions. In fact, Bill wanted to settle out of court with Paula Jones, she said no, and ultimately Bill was impeached.

20 posted on 03/11/2005 6:03:09 AM PST by T. Jefferson
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