Can I steal your "house porn" label for the television. My husband calls it the "brain drainer"
My sister calls HGTV "house porn" and Food Network "food porn."
But have at it!
House porn is not a new phrase, friend of my has been using it for years. My phrase is tool competent. After watching 20 years of TOH and Hometime, I "think" I could build one from the ground up. Alas, thinking and doing are two different things. But I can complete tasks around the house and don't have to call a handyman anymore. LOL