I say let's give her back and promise to pay them to keep her this time.
Bravo - a re-enactment! That's the ticket.
Act I: A video tape of her dramatic, desperate appeal to save her life and rescue her from her tormenters.
Act II: She is rescued by Italian intel agent who loses his life (for her useless one) in an ill-conceived escape plan.
Act III: She says her captors were not killers and that she may have over-dramatised her videotaped appeal from captivity for Italy to withdraw its 3,000 troops from Iraq.
Act IV: She is returned to the protective custody of Al Quaeda
Act V: Video tape of her beheading is sent to Dan Rather, who declares it fake but accurate. No one cares.