[nuconvert]

"rumors that a virus had infected Lexus cars and S.U.V.'s"

Well, that must explain all the accidents, death and destruction done by those nasty SUV's. ;~ )

[expat_panama]

We've had 

"My homework assignment was ready but a computer virus erased it"

and 

"I did remember our anniversary honey, but a computer virus said it was tomorrow and not today."

Now it's:

"Why no officer, a computer virus made the car drive too fast."

[Vaduz]

Or someone will just happen to have something for sale to prevent a autocomputer problem for a SMALL fee.When you want to sell something first you have to create a need to sell the widget.