I forgot the main course - do dead Twain's The French & The Comanchees in his book Letters From The Earth.
He compares the French and the Comanchee - priceless! Well, low priced at Amazon.com.
COMMUNIST
Communism is idiocy. They want to divide up the property. Suppose they did it -- it requires brains to keep money as well as make it. In a precious little while the money would be back in the former owner's hands and the communist would be poor again.
- Mark Twain, a Biography