[Drango]

a city health inspector said there had been "several cases" of tongue rings and other facial jewelry found in the food in the city's restaurants.

I sooooooooooo didn't need to read that. LOL. There is a pizza joint near the local college where the servers MUST average over 20 rings per face.

[Stoat]

There is a pizza joint near the local college where the servers MUST average over 20 rings per face.
 

My sympathies to you.  If you MUST eat there, here's a stylish accessory to take with you.  A quick wave over your entree may reduce some concerns, although it won't pick up any associated bacteria or viral nastiness.....