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Freeze! I just had my nails done! (ANN COULTER)
WorldNetDaily ^ | 3/16/05 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 03/16/2005 3:57:24 PM PST by AZ_Cowboy

How many people have to die before the country stops humoring feminists? Last week, a defendant in a rape case, Brian Nichols, wrested a gun from a female deputy in an Atlanta courthouse and went on a murderous rampage. Liberals have proffered every possible explanation for this breakdown in security except the giant elephant in the room – who undoubtedly has an eating disorder and would appreciate a little support vis-à-vis her negative body image.

The New York Times said the problem was not enough government spending on courthouse security ("Budgets Can Affect Safety Inside Many Courthouses"). Yes, it was tax-cuts-for-the-rich that somehow enabled a 200-pound former linebacker to take a gun from a 5-foot-tall grandmother.

Atlanta court officials dispensed with any spending issues the next time Nichols entered the courtroom when he was escorted by 17 guards and two police helicopters. He looked like P. Diddy showing up for a casual dinner party.

I think I have an idea that would save money and lives: Have large men escort violent criminals. Admittedly, this approach would risk another wave of nausea and vomiting by female professors at Harvard. But there are also advantages to not pretending women are as strong as men, such as fewer dead people. Even a female math professor at Harvard should be able to run the numbers on this one.

Of course, it's suspiciously difficult to find any hard data about the performance of female cops. Not as hard as finding the study showing New Jersey state troopers aren't racist, but still pretty hard to find.

Mostly what you find on Lexis-Nexis are news stories quoting police chiefs who have been browbeaten into submission, all uttering the identical mantra after every public-safety disaster involving a girl cop. It seems that female officers compensate for a lack of strength with "other" abilities, such as cooperation, empathy and intuition.

There are lots of passing references to "studies" of uncertain provenance, but which always sound uncannily like a press release from the Feminist Majority Foundation. (Or maybe it was The Pew Research Center for the People and the Press, which recently released a study claiming that despite Memogate, "Fahrenheit 9/11," the Richard Clarke show and the jihad against the Swift Boat Veterans, the press is being soft on Bush.)

The anonymous "studies" about female officers invariably demonstrate that women make excellent cops – even better cops than men! One such study cited an episode of "She's the Sheriff," starring Suzanne Somers.

A 1993 news article in the Los Angeles Times, for example, referred to a "study" – cited by an ACLU attorney – allegedly proving that "female officers are more effective at making arrests without employing force because they are better at de-escalating confrontations with suspects." No, you can't see the study or have the name of the organization that performed it, and why would you ask?

There are roughly 118 million men in this country who would take exception to that notion. I wonder if women officers "de-escalate" by mentioning how much more money their last suspect made.

These aren't unascertainable facts, like Pinch Sulzberger's SAT scores. The U.S. Department of Justice regularly performs comprehensive surveys of state and local law enforcement agencies, collected in volumes called "Law Enforcement Management and Administrative Statistics."

The inestimable economist John Lott has looked at the actual data. (And I'll give you the citation! John R. Lott Jr., "Does a Helping Hand Put Others at Risk? Affirmative Action, Police Departments and Crime," Economic Inquiry, April 1, 2000.)

It turns out that, far from "de-escalating force" through their superior listening skills, female law enforcement officers vastly are more likely to shoot civilians than their male counterparts. (Especially when perps won't reveal where they bought a particularly darling pair of shoes.)

Unable to use intermediate force, like a bop on the nose, female officers quickly go to fatal force. According to Lott's analysis, each 1 percent increase in the number of white female officers in a police force increases the number of shootings of civilians by 2.7 percent.

Adding males to a police force decreases the number of civilians accidentally shot by police. Adding black males decreases civilian shootings by police even more. By contrast, adding white female officers increases accidental shootings. (And for my Handgun Control Inc. readers: Private citizens are much less likely to accidentally shoot someone than are the police, presumably because they do not have to approach the suspect and make an arrest.)

In addition to accidentally shooting people, female law enforcement officers are also more likely to be assaulted than male officers – as the whole country saw in Atlanta last week. Lott says: "Increasing the number of female officers by 1 percentage point appears to increase the number of assaults on police by 15 percent to 19 percent."

In addition to the obvious explanations for why female cops are more likely to be assaulted and to accidentally shoot people – such as that our society encourages girls to play with dolls – there is also the fact that women are smaller and weaker than men.

In a study of public-safety officers – not even the general population – female officers were found to have 32 percent to 56 percent less upper body strength and 18 percent to 45 percent less lower body strength than male officers – although their outfits were 43 percent more coordinated. (Here's the cite! Frank J. Landy, "Alternatives to Chronological Age in Determining Standards of Suitability for Public Safety Jobs," Technical Report, Vol. 1, Jan. 31, 1992.)

Another study I've devised involves asking a woman to open a jar of pickles.

There is also the telling fact that feminists demand that strength tests be watered down so that women can pass them. Feminists simultaneously demand that no one suggest women are not as strong as men and then turn around and demand that all the strength tests be changed. It's one thing to waste everyone's time by allowing women to try out for police and fire departments under the same tests given to men. It's quite another to demand that the tests be brawned-down so no one ever has to tell female Harvard professors that women aren't as strong as men.

Acknowledging reality wouldn't be all bad for women. For one thing, they won't have to confront violent felons on methamphetamine. So that's good. Also, while a sane world would not employ 5-foot-tall grandmothers as law enforcement officers, a sane world would also not give full body-cavity searches to 5-foot-tall grandmothers at airports.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events
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To: AZ_Cowboy
According to Lott's analysis, each 1 percent increase in the number of white female officers in a police force increases the number of shootings of civilians by 2.7 percent.

Adding males to a police force decreases the number of civilians accidentally shot by police. Adding black males decreases civilian shootings by police even more

One of the things that isn't often mentioned about Ann is that, with her legal background, she is wonderful at doing research -- a very feminine trait.

41 posted on 03/16/2005 4:26:33 PM PST by Dan Evans
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To: AZ_Cowboy

There are so many things wrong with using 5-foot grandmothers to escort prisoners of KNOWN violent disposition, that even taking a chance with those presumed to be compliant is an unacceptable risk.

There were certainly enough large strong burly men to be found to accompany Brian Nichols to the courtroom the NEXT time he was to appear before a judge.


42 posted on 03/16/2005 4:27:41 PM PST by alloysteel ("Master of the painfully obvious.....")
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To: AZ_Cowboy
But there are also advantages to not pretending women are as strong as men, such as fewer dead people.

But, you see, more dead people is a GOOD thing to liberals because it means that fewer nasty humans are alive to ruin the precious Mother Earth. As long as the dead aren't the liberal elite, of course.

43 posted on 03/16/2005 4:28:06 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: glock rocks

She still falls into the trap of differentiating "officers" from "civilians," as though cops operated under the UCMJ or something. Otherwise, an excellent article.


44 posted on 03/16/2005 4:28:35 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: AZ_Cowboy
How about movies like "Fargo" where a pregnant lady sheriff takes down a huge moron after he fed his buddy in crime into a tree shredder . She was lucky that she didn't get stuffed into that tree shredder head first.

"Fargo" by the way, is not a comedy, as some are inclined to believe. It is a very sick movie that plays on regional stereotypes to titillate its pseudu-sophistcated audience.
45 posted on 03/16/2005 4:33:17 PM PST by joem15 (Truth is a formidable Force)
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To: Disambiguator
Ann looks great holding a gun, but she really should be wearing eye protection.

You're right but I'd suspect that this was a staged photo event rather than an ordinary day at the range, especially since the picture was taken from down-range.

46 posted on 03/16/2005 4:33:59 PM PST by Bob
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To: AZ_Cowboy

I was just going to post that we need more pictures of Ann---

I am a woman, but she is one of the women that I admire, like Laura Ingraham and Michelle Malkin--so I like seeing pics, too...


47 posted on 03/16/2005 4:34:29 PM PST by Txsleuth (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Chief Justice!)
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To: MadelineZapeezda
was in critical condition, hadn't heard that she died.

She hasn't. She was transferred today to a Rehab facility in Buckhead.

She was terribly beaten, and probably won't be a policeman again for a long time, if ever.

48 posted on 03/16/2005 4:35:47 PM PST by Ole Okie
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To: Jemima Gaines

You'll want to read this.


49 posted on 03/16/2005 4:37:49 PM PST by Balding_Eagle (God has blessed Republicans with really stupid enemies.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Policemen DO operate under something like the UCMJ. There are whole chapters of state statutes, and local ordinances, that are devoted to the special circumstances that spell out the specific limitations placed on policemen regarding the use of force while making an arrest.

Ever hear of a Civilian Review Board?

It is surprising that ANY police work is ever actually done.


50 posted on 03/16/2005 4:37:51 PM PST by alloysteel ("Master of the painfully obvious.....")
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To: AZ_Cowboy
Ann Coulter montage
51 posted on 03/16/2005 4:38:52 PM PST by andyandval
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To: AZ_Cowboy
Private citizens are much less likely to accidentally shoot someone than are the police, presumably because they do not have to approach the suspect and make an arrest.

Actually, this is due to police arriving AFTER the violence has started and shooting a person fleeing towards or away from them for safety. The police scream "STOP! POLICE!" and the innocent civilian mistakenly thinks that the police is yelling at someone BEHIND them (the police couldn't be yelling at THEM because they aren't the perp) so they run FASTER.

However, when a civilian shoots, they are much more likely to either be the intended victim of the crime or a direct eyewitness to the crime and they know who the bad guy is.

52 posted on 03/16/2005 4:38:58 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: m87339

Actually the good news for her is that her condition is now changed from critical to stable.

She has no memory of the incident according to her doctors.


53 posted on 03/16/2005 4:39:43 PM PST by texasflower ("America's vital interests and our deepest beliefs are now one." President George W. Bush 01/20/05)
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To: AZ_Cowboy
OUTSTANDING post AZ-Cowboy. MUCH better than I've been able to blurt out in my anger and disgust at what happened, and apparently is happening all over, in Atlanta last week.

I absolutely LOVE Ann Coulter. She is RIGHT ON every stinkin' time when it comes to liberals, feminazis, political correctness, etc.

She has a biting wit and sarcasm that won't quit, and although she might want to eat another sandwich or two, she looks pretty damn good while she's eviscerating the left.

54 posted on 03/16/2005 4:40:11 PM PST by DocH (Gun-grabbers, you can HAVE my guns... lead first.)
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To: AZ_Cowboy

As much as I enjoy Ann Coulter's articles, I must say I disagree with this one to a certain extint. I believe we SHOULD have female officers (Hint: That's my future plans). Although, she is correct when she says women are not as strong as MOST men. (I didn't say ALL men)


55 posted on 03/16/2005 4:42:21 PM PST by ArmyAngel ("You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston)
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To: Bob

"You're right but I'd suspect that this was a staged photo event rather than an ordinary day at the range, especially since the picture was taken from down-range."

I was not the original poster, but it runs in my mind that the pic came from either Esquire or perhaps GQ. Most shooting pictures I have are staged as well.


56 posted on 03/16/2005 4:44:26 PM PST by AZ_Cowboy ("Be ever vigilant, for you know not when the master is coming")
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To: AZ_Cowboy
Also, while a sane world would not employ 5-foot-tall grandmothers as law enforcement officers, a sane world would also not give full body-cavity searches to 5-foot-tall grandmothers at airports.
57 posted on 03/16/2005 4:45:09 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (I Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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To: AZ_Cowboy

Ann is correct, during physical training tests in the military, women have to do the same test as the men, but the goals they must reach are pathetic. For example, If a man must do 40 push-ups to pass that portion of the test, a woman MIGHT have to do half of that. In other words no, women are NOT as strong as men.


58 posted on 03/16/2005 4:46:35 PM PST by trubluolyguy (More to come when my sense aren't intoxicated with the smell of burning liberal idealism.)
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To: texasflower

That is very good news.

But she was put in harm's way by Feminism and the idiotic idea that a 5-foot nuthin' female (or almost anyone) can do a police job.


59 posted on 03/16/2005 4:47:49 PM PST by m87339 (If you could see what a drag it is to see you.)
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To: AZ_Cowboy
If someone is breaking into your house and you call the police, do you want a couple of 6 foot 200 pound men showing up or a couple of women waving their Miranda card?
60 posted on 03/16/2005 4:49:35 PM PST by kempo
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