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To: 2banana
13 things that do not make sense

Why men never stop to ask for directions?

14 posted on 03/17/2005 10:49:41 AM PST by NautiNurse (May the road rise up to meet you; May the wind always be at your back)
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To: NautiNurse
Why men never stop to ask for directions?

Why women can never re-fold the map properly ;)

20 posted on 03/17/2005 10:58:04 AM PST by general_re ("Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith, but in doubt." - Reinhold Niebuhr)
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To: NautiNurse
Why men never stop to ask for directions?

We know the way, we just need a landmark.

22 posted on 03/17/2005 10:58:42 AM PST by Petronski (If 'Judge' Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
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To: NautiNurse
13 things that do not make sense

Why do otherwise reasonable people vote democratic?
30 posted on 03/17/2005 11:07:01 AM PST by reagan_fanatic ("Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence" - R. Kirk)
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To: NautiNurse
"Why men never stop to ask for directions?

That is too easily esplained, Loocy. Ooops...I mean Nauti. We don't ask for directions because we only listen to the "little guy downstairs" and he is too self-absorbed to worry about "where"...only "when".

58 posted on 03/17/2005 11:42:53 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (lex orandi, lex credendi)
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To: NautiNurse

Real men don't need no steenkin directions!


68 posted on 03/17/2005 12:15:44 PM PST by rock58seg (The real enemy of good is perfect.)
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To: NautiNurse
Why men never stop to ask for directions?

Because in states like Massachusetts, for example, it is state law to give the wrong directions when asked. Besides we invented GPS. Next question.
112 posted on 03/17/2005 5:57:46 PM PST by Boiler Plate
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To: NautiNurse

I stop and ask for directions... and I can read a map, too.


132 posted on 03/18/2005 5:54:47 AM PST by Little Ray (I'm a reactionary, hirsute, gun-owning, knuckle dragging, Christian Neanderthal and proud of it!)
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To: NautiNurse
Why men never stop to ask for directions?

I know the reason for that one!!!

See, men have a part on their left brain which is a kind of compass (Women have an extra communications part in the same spot where men have their compass.) Because they have this compass, they feel that they really KNOW where they are. It's a sense we don't have, so we don't get it.

That's also why women are better at multi-tasking: Our left brains are better able to communicate with our right brains 'cause we have communication areas on both sides.

I love this kind of stuff! It makes understanding men so much easier and so much more fun!

144 posted on 06/17/2005 11:46:53 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: NautiNurse; 2banana
13 things that do not make sense Why men think their wives are their personal secretaries?
160 posted on 12/01/2006 6:58:31 PM PST by HungarianGypsy
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