Dah! Is proud tour boat of the Rodina, with which we make cultural exchange! Forward 18 hatches open to reveal par 3 golf course. Below that, two interior tennis courts so that you can play tennis in any kind of weather, "even under the North Pole!" Forward tubes are for dispensing with sudden up-rise-of-mountain from seafloor (unlike in America where capitalist boat tries to bully its way through). Several Internet and telecommunications amenities with which to contact home and GPS satellites in order to ensure we are on course. Aft tubes for dispensing ... well ... nevermind, is public education project.
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