Yet your substandard efforts in the insult department only point to your being nothing more than an internet commando - and not a very mature or linguistically skilled one at that.
C'mon - you once told me you were almost sent to a REFORGER back in the late '70's. I thought it strange at the time that you subsequently asked me if I had ever played "Crimson Skies". (What's a 40 year old dude doing playing kid's games?)
But changing the paradigm from you being legit to just some punk kid looking to glom on to some cred by claiming imaginary military service makes a damn sight more sense, especially since you persist in basing a good portion of your insult repertoire upon the notion that I'm older than you.
I think I am older than you, Wraith, and that has some damning implications as to your veracity.
So I ask you again: tell me about your military service.
Why don't you tell us about yours?