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To: GABaptist
This is so old. And even if it was fresh, why would you post this?

Here's one you might like:

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say 'Hi' to you when you run into them at the liquor store.

11 posted on 03/24/2005 4:12:52 AM PST by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: spodefly

Yup, always take two baptist fishing with you, if ya only take one he will drink all your beer, if ya take two they will be to busy watching one another.


12 posted on 03/24/2005 4:15:51 AM PST by eastforker (Ask me about a free satellite TV system!)
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To: spodefly

LOL! I heard that the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist is that a Methodist learned to read. *~*.....btw, before anyone jumps on me, I'm a Baptist.


16 posted on 03/24/2005 4:31:38 AM PST by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: spodefly
What's the difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist?



A Northern Baptist says "There ain't no Hell".
A Southern Baptist says "The Hell they ain't".
22 posted on 03/24/2005 5:10:45 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (When you compromise with evil, evil wins. AYN RAND)
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