[Hank Rearden]

But Petticoat junction was set in......... HOOTERVILLE!!!!!!

And those girls floated in that water tank, no paddling necessary.

I wonder what Hooterville tap water tasted like?

[fishhound]

I wonder what Hooterville tap water tasted like?

My town water has flouride.

Petticoat Junction water'd be "damn near vee-agre"!!!!