Jane Hathaway, "Jethro, when I'm through with you, they'll be saying, 'Jethro Bodeen, B.A., M.A., P.hd.'"
Jethro, "Miz Jane, I know you're a really smart lady an all, but that aint how you spell Bodeen."
Jethro once strapped a couple of rockets to his back and told Jed he was going to the moon to meet the moon maidens!
Yup, that there's the real reason behind the space program.
An interesting fact about the show is that Sharon Tate was the original secretary.