[Lazamataz]

Ithica, NY - A gay dutch driving instructor hit a pita wrap tofu sandwich-wielding fellow motorist with a foreign made hard plastic frisbe during a fight over his student’s skills, police said.

Lockport, NY - A semi-disabled drunk part-time WalMart Greeter with bad hair plugs hit a feather-boa-and-can-of-Royal-Green-Beans-wielding, octogenarian, lisping wet nurse with a SpongeBob-endorsed garden hose accessory set during a fight over his student's skills, police said.

[JoeSixPack1]

A semi-disabled drunk part-time WalMart Greeter with bad hair plugs...

Only in America!! :-)~~