Oh right! Like anyone is going to go into the store and say outloud, " I hear there is a recall on these condoms.I'm returning them."
Can you hear it now on the loudspeaker...
"Manager to aisle 4. Customer returning condoms and birth control testing kit that don't work !"
Ha!
"I hear there is a recall on these condoms.I'm returning them."
Followed by "Okay, Mr. Smith, you bought the 24-pack 3 months ago, and you're returning, um, 23. Kind of a slow winter, huh?"