[Stoat]

1.  I can't believe that this (cough) 'man' is a native Texan.

2.  Too bad he didn't keep the money that he spent on piercing himself and hire an English grammar tutor instead.

[tomball]

Just when you thought you've seen it all . . .

[John Valentine]

"These, you know they are stuck to my face, with the other ones, if they were pulled, they would just come off real simple," Sooy said. "They're easier to work with and there is no safety risks involved."

I'm here to say that I could get these glasses off this guy's face, and they wouldn't come off "real simple" as his old glasses did.

These would come off with a bit of the bridge of his nose, and he might want to reassess his "no safety risks involved".

For example, I'd stay completely away from bar bets, if it were me...

[BallyBill]

I thought about having a beer can holder attached to my chin for a while.

[JohnD9207]

1. I can't believe that this (cough) 'man' is a native Texan

No offense but, He is not a native Texan...many people make that claim but this nut job is just another import from some god awful hellhole. If this kid is a native...then we just found Dan Rather's long lost son!

[Salvation]

Doesn't show him sleeping with them on, does it? LOL!

Strange!