[Cobra64]

Guess this jack-ass never heard of "pince-nez."

http://www.gilai.com/scripts/more/ois614-optics_specs-Spectacles-no.html

[Stoat]

Guess this jack-ass never heard of "pince-nez."

"Sooy said the piercing fit his lifestyle"

When his 'lifestyle' includes piercing various odd parts of 'his' anatomy, I'm guessing that a Traditional, Gentleman's accessory wouldn't even make it onto his lavender radar screen.